Billy Mays opened the newspaper and noticed 3 people (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson) had already died this week. It was then when he said his last words: “But wait! There’s more!”
lol thats messed up
"a song so atmospheric and vibratory, it would make those who listened to it doze off into a land of rivers, kung fu and unicorns, eventually making the listener pee in his/her pants"
Aqueous Transmission archive 
Sun, June 28. 2009
